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Pizza

All pizzas come with our slow cooked tomato sauce and fior di latte mozzarella, unless otherwise stated. Please note our dough is vegan, and we have vegan cheese and 12” gluten free bases also available. 

 

All of our pizzas are produced on a line that comes into contact with gluten, soy, milk & pine nuts.

 

Please call and inform a member of staff of any allergies.

 

Full Allergen Information

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Secret Santa Raffle Entry

Secret Santa Raffle Entry

Donate for the chance to win free pizza for a year, plus other mega prizes! All net proceeds will be donated to the World Food Programme.
Margherita

Margherita

Extra virgin olive oil & basil leaves
TSB

TSB

Tenderstem broccoli, parmesan, pine nuts, garlic & olive oil
Holy Pepperoni

Holy Pepperoni

Regular pepperoni, smoky gyula pepperoni & spicy nduja sausage
Asma Khan's Christmas Special

Asma Khan's Christmas Special

Our festive collaboration with Asma Khan - topped with beef keema mattar with peas and finished with fresh mint. 50p from every pizza sold will be donated to the World Food Programme.
Asma Khan's Christmas Special - Veggie

Asma Khan's Christmas Special - Veggie

Our festive collaboration with Asma Khan - topped with plant-based keema mattar with sweetcorn and finished with fresh mint. 50p from every pizza sold will be donated to the World Food Programme.
Aubergine

Aubergine

Garlic roasted aubergine, crispy parmesan, fresh basil
Unholy Pepperoni

Unholy Pepperoni

Our collab with Properoni with double pepperoni(regular and smoky gyalla), both double stacked, with hot honey and parmesan
Full House

Full House

With regular pepperoni, spicy ground beef, sausage, mushrooms, mixed peppers, and black olives. 

New Porker

New Porker

Fresh Sicilian sausage, guindilla chillies, garlic, oregano & fresh basil leaves
Guindillas in the Mist

Guindillas in the Mist

Guindilla chillies, garlic oil, red onion & parmesan
Mr Lava Lava

Mr Lava Lava

Mushrooms, mixed peppers, black olives, guindilla chillies & chilli flakes
Half and half

Half and half

Compose your half and half pizza

VEGAN PIZZA

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Vegan Margherita

Vegan Margherita

With extra virgin olive oil, basil leaves and vegan mozzarella
Asma Khan's Christmas Special - Vegan

Asma Khan's Christmas Special - Vegan

Our festive collaboration with Asma Khan - topped with plant-based keema mattar with sweetcorn and finished with fresh mint. 50p from every pizza sold will be donated to the World Food Programme.
Texas VBQ

Texas VBQ

Plant-based THIS™ Isn’t Chicken Nuggets, our housemade bbq sauce, sweetcorn, red onion, guindilla chillies and Holy F*ck Vegan Mayo
Vegan Mr Lava Lava

Vegan Mr Lava Lava

Vegan mozzarella, mushrooms, mixed peppers, black olives, guindilla chillies & chilli flakes

SIDES & DIPS

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Gordal Olives

Gordal Olives

Gordal means ‘the fat one’ in Spanish. Large, fleshy and incredibly moreish, these pitted olives come with a gentle kick from the Guindilla chilli in the marinade.
Garden salad

Garden salad

Mixed leaves, tomato, radish, vinaigrette.
Garlic pizza bread

Garlic pizza bread

With rosemary and sea salt.
Garlic Pizza Bread with Cheese

Garlic Pizza Bread with Cheese

Garlic Pizza Bread with Cheese & Marmite

Garlic Pizza Bread with Cheese & Marmite

Garlic Bread with vegan cheese

Garlic Bread with vegan cheese

Garlic Bread with vegan cheese & Marmite

Garlic Bread with vegan cheese & Marmite

Dips

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
The Big Dipper

The Big Dipper

Get three dips for £5!
Mint & Coriander Raita Dip

Mint & Coriander Raita Dip

Chilli oil

Chilli oil

Garlic & herb

Garlic & herb

XL Garlic & Herb Dip

XL Garlic & Herb Dip

Vegan Holy F*ck Mayo

Vegan Holy F*ck Mayo

Vegan Garlic & Herb Dip

Vegan Garlic & Herb Dip

Chimichurri

Chimichurri

Hickory Smoked BBQ

Hickory Smoked BBQ

The Ribman Holy F**k Hot Sauce

The Ribman Holy F**k Hot Sauce

Truffle Mayo

Truffle Mayo

DESSERTS

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Yard Sale brownie

Yard Sale brownie

Our infamous super rich brownies. (Ingredients change daily, please call to ask about flavours as they may contain nuts.)
Malty Ice Cream Sandwich

Malty Ice Cream Sandwich

Malted milk chocolate ice cream in a hobnob style oat biscuit, milk crumb, half dipped in dark milk chocolate
Strawberry Shorty Ice Cream Sandwich

Strawberry Shorty Ice Cream Sandwich

Strawberry parfait ice cream & vanilla marshmallow in a brown sugar biscuit and a little chocolate
East Side Vegan Ice Cream Sandwich

East Side Vegan Ice Cream Sandwich

Corn and cashew ‘ice cream‘, smokey salt caramel, corn and miso cookie

WINE LIST

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Adaras Lluvia Blanco

Adaras Lluvia Blanco

Verdejo, Sauvignon Blanc / Spain / Organic

 

75cl  /  12.5%

Adaras Aldea Tinto

Adaras Aldea Tinto

Syrah, Garnacha Tintorera / Spain / Organic

 

75cl  /  14%

Love Bite - New Theory

Love Bite - New Theory

Chilled Red, Cinsault - Bursting with bright red fruits, this juicy chilled red is a proper pizza wine

 

75cl  / 12.5%

Pot Luck - New Theory

Pot Luck - New Theory

Pet Nat, Pinotage - A natural fizz with ripe red fruits and easy-going bubbles

 

75cl / 11.5%

DRINKS

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat

Soft Drinks

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
JBC Apple Juice

JBC Apple Juice

Locally made fresh pressed organic apple juice. 250ml
Lords of Water Still

Lords of Water Still

500ml

Lords of Water Sparkling

Lords of Water Sparkling

500ml

Coke

Coke

33cl
Diet Coke

Diet Coke

33cl
San Pellegrino Blood Orange

San Pellegrino Blood Orange

33cl
San Pellegrino Lemon

San Pellegrino Lemon

33cl
Bundaberg Ginger Beer

Bundaberg Ginger Beer

375ml 0.5%
Apple Juice

Apple Juice

Spirits

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Yard Sale Negroni

Yard Sale Negroni

A bottleof our very own Yard Sale Negroni. Two servings, 150ml 25.6%

Beer

  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat
Lucky Saint

Lucky Saint

Superior Unfiltered Lager, Alcohol Free, 0.5% ABV 330ml
Pretty Decent, I Could Get Better In T*sco For A Quid

Pretty Decent, I Could Get Better In T*sco For A Quid

Session Pale, 4.5%, 330ml
Pyramid Scheme Lager

Pyramid Scheme Lager

Our very own house lager brewed in collaboration with local legends Gipsy Hill Brewery, 4.2% 330ml
Slice World

Slice World

Our original collab beer with Gipsy Hill. Cold IPA, 5%, 440ml. Best beer ever back for a very limited run.
Two Tribes Dream Factory

Two Tribes Dream Factory

Pale 4.4% 330ml
Gipsy Hill Hepcat

Gipsy Hill Hepcat

IPA 4.6% 330ml
  • Vegan
  • Celery
  • Crustaceans
  • Eggs
  • Fish
  • Lupin
  • Milk
  • Molluscs
  • Mustard
  • Peanut
  • Sesame
  • Soya
  • Sulphur
  • Treenut
  • Wheat